Agnes Nitt

08:34 pm: The snow is melting. Sort of. Actually, the snow that's already there has turned to ice and it's difficult to walk on. I have not been out of the cottage in two days because I really don't want to slip and break my neck maybe ur layer of blubber would kushon the fall oh, and Perdita is really, really getting on my nerves. It's bad enough being cooped up with yourself...

According to some of Magrat's old books, salt melts ice. I would try it but I don't have much salt left.

03:13 pm: I had an conversation with Kleenexwoman regarding some kind of singing competition in her dimension. It's too bad there isn't one here.

Granny Weatherwax has been very much on edge lately. I think she's a little offended that Nanny went off to Ankh-Morpork without her.

For that matter, I wish I would have gone. I'd like to see Oats again, and Perdita has been drooling over Andre.

Oh, and it's snowing again. No, make that sleet and freezing rain. I hate winter.

02:21 pm: I hate when things like this happen.
Nanny Ogg left for Ankh-Morpork early this morning and judging from her journal (which I showed her how to use) she's got there already. I'm not going to do anything, not going to even say anything. Just let her get on with whatever idiotlike thing she's doing.

Oh. And she cursed Christine. She never told me she did that. I can't say I'm unhappy about it.

yeah well the littl bint deserved it. shuld go and learn how to do that metablism-thing spel in revers, maybe get thinner

06:00 pm: Snow, snow, snow, everywhere
This has got to be the most snow we've ever had. Lancre always gets a lot of snow, but this...this is ridiculous.
I just saw Granny Weatherwax coming up to the cottage. At least, I think it's her; I can only see the tip of her hat above the snow. I don't know how she does it.

06:19 pm: OOC notice
Not sure if I'm allowed to do this but what the hell.

Agnes has two personalities, so from now on, she will type normal like this. perdita is a crappy typer n wil type liek this

I hope that's OK with everyone.

08:52 am: Um.
This is actually Magrat's...thing...but she's letting me use it. She says she has far too much to do what with queening and all.

So. Um.

This is sort of useful. I'm cataloguing some spells on it, but I keep getting distracted by the othe things on it. It has a programme that lets you play "Cripple Mr. Onion" against it, and this PC is very good at it. Better than Mistress Weatherwax, although I think she'd give me a nasty look if I told her that.